Beyonce Has Discovered Bionic Nipple Tape

I’m not sure what is going on in this picture, but it looks like it hurts. I’ve gone through several hypotheses. . .super-strength-this-dress-ain’t-moving-without-paint-thinner-and-pliers double-stick tape? A very suddenly and dramatically rippled breast implant? Lord Snorku trying to escape at last from his human host?
Add this to this, and it’s clear Beyonce’s got issues I’ve never dreamed about.
Beyonce, Beyonce Knowles, Dreamgirls, Dreamgirls Hollywood Premiere

May 29th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
i knew she had implants ew it looks gross
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