Britney Spears tour getups, part 3
Laura Terry of Female First, has commented that the headline of Britney Spear’s comeback tour should be The Britney Spears Fashion Circus, because it is what it has become. Instead of focusing on the Womanizer hitmaker’s performance and singing (or lip-synching) and dancing abilities, people have concentrated on her tour outfits and whether or not Brit is too fat to pull them off.
Oh well, for those of us who haven’t seen her perform live, would do well to watch her outfits! Her performances in every tour stop may change, but her outfits certainly won’t.
So, once again let us take a dive into the pool called Brit’s tour getups.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the “gladiatrix” look. If Rome’s gladiators looked like this, maybe some of their prisoners would not have minded dying, or better yet, the real gladiators would not have existed and instead, these gladiatrix-es ala Britney, would have reigned.
But alas, we only have our Circus ringleader here to give us a glimpse of what could have been. Anyways, this outfit quite works for her. The gold metallic corset over nude leotards looked great. And her gold armbands fit the bill too. Though I must say that the gold spikes look foreboding, I mean, what if she accidentally pierces herself during one of her dance moves? You never know…
I think that this is one of Brit’s most unflattering costumes. Dressed as Sgt. Spears, she dons a tight, granny-style, highwaist – er – knickers (again, for the lack of a better term) or you can call them pants, paired with an over-sized polo shirt, did not do anything for her figure. It makes her look chunky, when she really isn’t it made her middle look big, and her bum look huge.
Fortunately, in her later tour stops, the designers decided to tuck in her shirt more, open up the buttons, and show her bra and also to bring down her hair, which, they hope, would lessen the bulky look.
Though if policewomen were to dress like that, there would be more traffic accidents than ever.
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