Celebrity Fashion Watch

And here’s another installation of the outfits included in Britney Spears’s Circus Fashion Show – er – Tour.

Now where have I seen this outfit before? Oh, right! During the MTV Awards fiasco that she performed in. apparently, Brit doesn’t take an inventory of her fashion-disastrous outfits, and decided to wear a duplicate. What’s worse, she wore granny pants – knickers – underneath her sheer black, sequined tights, which is very obvious, since its color is contrasting.

Any outfit that highlights ones’ underpants should be thrown in a bin without a backward glance.

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Laura Terry of Female First, has commented that the headline of Britney Spear’s comeback tour should be The Britney Spears Fashion Circus, because it is what it has become. Instead of focusing on the Womanizer hitmaker’s performance and singing (or lip-synching) and dancing abilities, people have concentrated on her tour outfits and whether or not Brit is too fat to pull them off.

Oh well, for those of us who haven’t seen her perform live, would do well to watch her outfits! Her performances in every tour stop may change, but her outfits certainly won’t.

So, once again let us take a dive into the pool called Brit’s tour getups.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the “gladiatrix” look. If Rome’s gladiators looked like this, maybe some of their prisoners would not have minded dying, or better yet, the real gladiators would not have existed and instead, these gladiatrix-es ala Britney, would have reigned.

But alas, we only have our Circus ringleader here to give us a glimpse of what could have been. Anyways, this outfit quite works for her. The gold metallic corset over nude leotards looked great. And her gold armbands fit the bill too. Though I must say that the gold spikes look foreboding, I mean, what if she accidentally pierces herself during one of her dance moves? You never know…

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Brit is back with a vengeance after a few years of, not exactly silence, but respite from the music and touring scene.

Still, coming off from a hiatus may not be such an easy thing to do. But from the mixed reviews from all the places that she has gone through, I guess that she really is back, though from what I gather, though her show did not suck at all, still, her prowess and performance isn’t the same as before. But hey! Considering that she had two kids, gone through divorce, and battled numerous intrigues over the past years, Brit deserves this comeback, and I say that she’s doing a great job!

Now, on to the outfits!

Ok, so this corset with bling-bling details and boots, with matching fishnet stockings could’ve worked if she were (I hate to say this) a few pounds lighter. Not that I don’t think she’s done a great job in getting back her body, she’s actually done well. But still, this outfit looks bulky at her, and it doesn’t flatter her figure at all. It looks great on paper, but on Brit.

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When Britney Spears announced that she will go on tour again, I wanted to jump up and down. Brit is back!

One point which got mixed reviews were Brit’s circus-themed costumes, designed by the famous Canadian twins, Dan and Dean Caten of the Dsquared.

“We wanted to create something much more provoking and indecent…something animalistic and primal,” the duo said of their inspiration, which, although based on the Circus seems to have more than a little in common with the lady herself.

Some people love it, others hate it. So now, I would like to present the highly-criticized wardrobe of the Circus ringleader herself, Britney Spears.

All right, so let’s kick off with this number:

Have you seen a sexier ring leader before? Bet not. Brit took to the stage in an intricate red jacket with gold piping and button detail, complete with huge long haired shoulder pads, and a black mess of a headdress. She looks like she has taken on the style of Lady Gaga, with no trousers and big –erm- knickers.

I think this outfit works, though I’m afraid that someone will call PETA and have her designers arrested for the monkey-like fur on the shoulder pads. And what’s with the headdress?! Thankfully, she ditched that thing later on. Next!

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You’ve already seen the first batch of the various interesting looks (both best and worst) at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards last night on my previous post. And now, let’s continue with our celebrity fashion scope on the recently concluded awards night.

Starting off the second batch is the night’s biggest winner, Britney Spears in a glittering vintage Atelier Versace dress matched with Platt jewels and Jimmy Choo heels. So it took her a year to ‘recover’ from her last year’s VMA disaster number, but Britney showed she indeed can make her comeback. Britney bagged three Moonmen that include the night’s big honor, video of the year, for her hit “Piece of Me.”

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When was the last time you actually saw Britney Spears sporting on fabulous locks? Was that two or three years ago, just before she lost her mind and shaved her hair?

After some time of seeing her in not-so glamorous hairdos, it’s good to see an exuberant Brit leaving the B2V Hair Salon in Beverly Hills (as seen on the photo above) with new fabulous blonde extensions. ‘Guess Britney’s really getting herself ready to shoot a music video for Madonna’s tour tomorrow.

But while the (former) Pop Princess’s hair was quite a sight, her sunglasses were actually the ones that really caught my attention. Aren’t they just super?!

Appreciating womens sunglasses could be a very subjective matter. But one thing that’s sure is that having the perfect pair for you (in the context of fashion and style) is all it takes to hit a casual or day look. See how Brit’s gave her that glam and elegant feel?

Now the question is, where are you going to look for that perfect pair of sunglasses?

I say, try Sunglass Warehouse. With their vast range of fashionable and stylish sunglasses, you sure are going to have a time of your life choosing which pair is best for you and your look/s; all at reasonable and unbeatable prices. From celebrity sunglasses to aviator, kid’s, and oversized sunglasses, the site has just got it all for you.

So whether you want to glitter like Brit or just express yourself fashionably, then do it with sunglasses.

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Transformations here in Celebrity Fashion Watch usually pertain to stars who from ugly ducklings transformed to beautiful swans through time. But since our ‘beloved’ Britney Spears is a VIP in this blog, we can do the reverse of what transformation means.

Together, let’s do a backtrack of Britney Spears’ evolution of looks.

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Unfortunately, Britney Spears‘ “living-in-a-disastrous-life�? drama seems to have also ‘influenced’ the people related to her.

This time around, it appears that little sister Jaime Lynn Spears has a ‘future’ in turning to be another “Hey! Is that a dress she’s wearing?!�? or “You forgot your panties�? thing just like elder sister Brit.

Jaime Lynn attends a Teen Vogue bash wearing this geometric microminimini colorful tunic. Well the hemline’s just too short I’m afraid she’d really have to watch out how she sits. Besides, for someone as young and with wholesome image like her, I don’t think the frock matches well with what she wants the audience want to think of her.

Now hear this Jaime, the dress’ not that super disastrous but I guess if you want to save yourself from the negative image your sister has recently been showing, you better do be very careful with your choice of clothes.

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Britney Spears would probably be one big star I purposely haven’t featured in this blog. Not that I’m a Britney-hater although I really am not a fan of Miss “Opps I did it Again.�? But far from that, I find her already overrated. In most fashion blogs and lists of best and worst dressers, Britney’s name seems to be always on top (of the worst dresser part :D).

Anyway, I really have no plan to include her on my blog. But I just can’t help it when I saw this photo of her looking like a wh*re. It’s really disturbing that it haunted me even when I’m asleep.

I guess no word could elaborate how terrible this is from head to toe. And just a piece of advice, Britney, go have yourself a lipo, just look at those thighs…

Sometimes I can’t help thinking backwards, where’s the Brit that little girls idolize? I just wish she never outgrew her “Hit Me Baby, One More Time�? days.

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I’m starting to suspect that this is actually a joke of some kind. Like, Britney Spears has absolutely no intention of remaining famous, she’s already got that trailer in Louisiana picked out, so she’s just effing with us while she waits for her manager to kill himself. Or she’s got some horrible brain-wasting disease that makes fat look like skinny and dirty look clean. Or, I GOT IT, aliens came down and took away the real Britney a couple of years ago (right before Federline, I would guess), leaving behind an unearthly being who is disguised like Britney but skipped all the “How human beings clean themselves and avoid public ridicule” lectures at Alien University. Those damn 8 am lectures, man, they’re a bitch.

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Oh Britney, Britney, Britney. . .

I drank my body weight in champagne last night, and currently feel like my tongue is wearing a sweater, and after posting this I will go directly back to the very dark bedroom, but I CANNOT let this slide. Why do you do this to yourself? I mean, you realize you look like a cross-dressing linebacker, right? And, as confusing as your fashion choices are, I somehow doubt transvestite-linebacker chic was the look you were going for here.

On a side note, I sincerely hope you didn’t get out of any cars last night. And if you did, you were wearing full-coverage granny panties.

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