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Rinko Kikuchi can make pink look trashy

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Rinko Kikuchi

Just like typical girls, I also have this great fascination over ‘pink fashion’. Whether it’s a T-shirt, a casual dress, a gown, or shoes, pink often makes me feel so cute and charming. And just like white, I’ve always thought that pink will always hit it in fashion.

But with Japanese actress, Rinko Kikuchi wearing this pink and black ensemble during the Metropolitan Opera “LaFille Du Regiment� Opening Night, I guess I was just too naïve to assume that pink is always a hit.

The 27-year-old Academy Award nominee may just want to look charming and cute here with those lace, frills, and bangs (!) but I guess she just had too much of it. Sweet look is good but this one’s saccharin! I just couldn’t take the hair but most of all I can’t bear looking at her frock. It’s just oh so wrong!

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Geri Halliwell reinvents herself as the new Baby Spice

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

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Since the Spice Girls have finally ended their reunion concert months ago, does this mean the girls can now change their ‘Spice titles’?

Well take a look at Geri Halliwell a.k.a. Ginger Spice arriving at the Galaxy British Book Awards in London, England. Do you think Geri plans to throw her Ginger title now and exchange it with Emma Bunton’s Baby Spice title?

Clad in an off-white strapless baby doll frock paired with silver stilettos, it’s really weird to look at Geri trying on Emma’s image of being cutie patootie.

On second thought, maybe it’s not Emma that she’s trying to copy. She’s probably so in-love with her daughter, Bluebell Madonna that she wants to look like her.

I have two words for Geri here: Grow Up!

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Kate Hudson is regal in a curtain

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

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Actually I’m still torn to being awed and irritated to this look of Kate Hudson during the Fool’s Gold film premiere in London, England.

Well her John Galliano silk emerald gown paired with Bulgari jewels and Brian Atwood heels is a sure looker. But to whether it’s looker bad or looker good is still a question. To be honest, I really am having trouble ‘appreciating’ her bulging gown with enormous kite-like sleeves with ugly strings. And what’s with those peacock-like prints on her neckline?!

I really hope Kate stays away from windy places or the electric fan with this look.

Come on, Did Kate just somehow misinterpret looking regal with looking old?! Even if I get this frock for free, I still wouldn’t dare wear it. For one it looks heavy, it has no shape, and most of all, I don’t want to look like an aging butterfly!

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Amy Winehouse needs vitamins… badly!

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

Amy winehouse

Well what can you actually expect from someone who isn’t really taking care of her body?! With Amy Winehouse’s drug abuse poster girl image, I’m sure nobody really expects too much from her in terms of fashion and style.

But look! Taking a break from recording the song to be used on the latest Bond movie, Quantum of Solace, the British soulstress was clad in an outfit that seems to tell the world that she’s got the legs to show.

She’s got the legs alright; a pair that’s nothing but all tendons and ligaments ‘popping out’. And like mocking God with her look, she adds a piece of rosary as a bling on her neck.

Aside from a help from a rehabilitation, this lady needs a lot of nutritional supplements, too.

She’s a brilliant artist! And taking care of her body is something she owes to herself as well as to the public. By that, I think Amy should also seek help from Stronger Nutrition. She would sure need those supplements whether to strengthen her immune system, or prevent her from aging (now I guess she really should have this), help her get a good sleep, and probably stay fit. Just don’t get herself overdosed, okay?!

Well Amy would really need all the help she could have to get back into shape and start taking care of her body.

I just can’t wait to see her someday with a sunny disposition with a fit and happy look already. And maybe someday, too she’d think of dishing out those big hair.

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She’s working out, remember?!

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Madonna is Jack-in-a-box

Working out or not, that still doesn’t give Madonna an excuse to look like a Jack-in-a-box in this blue ensemble.

My, the Queen of Pop just looks hilarious from head-to-toe! To start, her headgear is just so annoying to look at and her tight fitting long-sleeve shirt seems too tight I wonder if she could still breathe.

Well maybe this is really how a workout look should look like to some people. Unfortunately for me, this look is enough reason for Madonna to just stay at home and not show up to the public.

On the other hand, Madonna may have been just feeling blue after her latest album received a quick and short “so-so� review from UK’s Indipendent. Or maybe it’s because the Malawian court will finally decide whether or not she can adopt a child in two weeks. Whatever it is that makes her blue, I suggest she get over it quickly so she gets over this odd look!

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Somebody needs a professional’s help

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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And that is actress, Renee Zellweger.

Attending the premiere of Leatherheads in Kentucky, the 38-year-old actress was looking so old and ‘greasy’ in the literal meaning of the words.

Goodness Renee, do I need to shove it to you that you are a star, a celebrity, and of course you can afford a skin professional to manage this kind of problem?

You know since Bridget Jones’s Diary, I have always grown a liking to Renee’s looks and style. She’s among those stars who can keep it simple yet elegant. However, with this kind of grease she has on her face, I don’t know if people will still find her elegant. On my part, I want to actually shriek in disgust! I would’ve loved to wipe off that oil on her face.

Please, Renee, get some help!

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The looks you’d want to forget at the Grammys

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Well I just actually learned that the Grammy is originally called the Gramophone Awards. Held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California the 50th annual Grammy Awards definitely made a blast with superb performances and deserving awardees. And of course with awards and stars, some things are just inevitable like… FASHION.

So whose look was memorable, whose was forgettable?

While we were used to presenting the best looks first, why don’t we dish first the looks that seem to have gotten lost in the Grammys. There’s one getting ready for her sleep in her lingerie, one ready for her ballet dance, one looking so Halloween, and two who are actually looking like they need to be place in nursing homes already.

So, without further ado, here are the disasters…

Adrienne Lau

Shall we all give our goodnight kiss to singer Adrienne Lau? Honey, the party hasn’t started yet and you’re looking like ready to doze off to bed with your sleep wear.

Rihanna

Now you know who I’m referring to as going to her ballet performance. Does Rihanna actually realize that this kind of bulky frock easily go to the miss list?!

Tanika Ray

I don’t know if TV personality Tanika Ray is actually doing a reincarnation of Scary Spice ‘coz frankly, she looks scarier than the character. What scare!

Deedee Bridgewater

Cyndi Lauper

I guess Deedee Bridgewater and Cyndi Lauper are better off in a nursing home with these looks. Would someone please remind Deedee this is not a circus?! And Cyndi, you’re so over that seductive and hot stage! In case you need care information, you can contact a nursing home. Puh-leaazeeeee…..

I think I’ll have a break for now. I’ll give you the best looks on my next post. Ciao!

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Rihanna: In or Out of fashion?!

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Rihanna

I’m not really a fan of Rihanna; and although I kinda like her song, “Umbrella,� I still don’t find her likeable enough. I guess no matter how I try to be objective, my personal opinion about her as a celebrity is still an influence.

Just take a look her look at the InStyle GRAMMY Salute to Fashion party in California. At first I thought it was Whitney Houston out of the rehab, then the label said it was Rihanna, so I was like is this ugly or am just fugly?!

Come one! The hair, the short shorts, the rings…. Hideous!

I take a closer second look again, and my opinion’s still the same. It may sound so cliché, but hey, Rihanna fans, nothing personal. After all this is Celebrity Fashion Watch, right?!

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Jurnee Smollett proves life is fair (enough)

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Jurnee Smollett

I can’t seem to take Jurnee Smollett’s sense of fashion anymore! The last time I made an article about her, she was clad in a downright ugly white frock as if she was attending some 70s prom. And now this?!

Well okay, nothing’s wrong with a vintage look. But attending the 19th Annual Producers Guild Awards in this pale halter frock with a grown big flower in the center seems too outlandish. What was she actually thinking?! What is she trying to be? A flower girl or someone having a communion? Come on!

Stars like Jurnee somewhat assuages my “envy� over Hollywood celebs; I mean she just proves you can’t get the best of both world’s right? Good actress, bad fashion taste. I guess God’s fair after all.

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Jurnee Smollett and her ugly white dress

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Well I honestly do not know who Jurnee Smollett is; I have to look up her name in the Internet to find out she’s an award-winning actress. Anyway, she or let me say her look at the 2007 National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Annual Awards Gala in New York City actually caught my attention while browsing over WireImage.

Jurnee Smollett

No, not because it’s glamorous or something that’s really put me in awe. On the contrary, it caught my attention because it’s just downright ugly. Okay, I don’t want to be rude but hey, is she going to a prom? Guess not, a wedding perhaps? Nah. I just can’t understand that confetti-like skirt. What’s that for?

I guess all I’m trying to say here is that she could have chosen a better white frock.

Mama Mena!

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Mena Suvari

Que Horror!

Yeah, I can’t speak Spanish, but I might as well learn the language just so I can describe this look of actress, Mena Suvari at the Kid Rock Hosts Svedka New Year’s Eve 2008 celebration in New York.

Man, what’s with these celebs’ outrageous frocks for the New Year?! I actually just vowed to try my hardest to be really nice on this blog as a New Year’s resolution, but I cannot just pretend and say “Wow! Mena’s frock is uber-fabulous!�

Really Mena, what do you call this look? – The Hey-I’m-not-Ariel-but-wanting-to-be-one look? I know metallics are really in in the fashion scene but I don’t think those imitation of The Little Mermaid’s shells would make any designers proud.

Come on, can somebody help Mena get a fashion make-over? Please?!

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Is Vic Just Sick?

Friday, January 4th, 2008

Victoria Beckham

I’m hoping not, but Victoria Beckham sure looked out of this world in her first New Year’s appearance.

Oh, disappointment is actually an understatement. Appalled, shocked, and disbelief are the words that plays my mind to describe this (disturbing) look; which is actually really indescribable. Hey, can’t call me overreacting since I’ve been all praises to Posh Spice the previous year.

Well as a start her hair’s just too hard to pass for neither good nor bad. Her boobsies; they just look more and more fake every time I see them. The dress, oh, black should’ve been a classic in glamour, but this time, there was just too much of the lace and I just can’t stand it. Good thing though those red stilettos are just freakin’ hot, or else….

Now, come on Vic, what’s being a Posh Spice after all? You’re lucky your man’s always at your side (I hope that’s for long).

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Michael Jackson Sets a New Trend

Monday, December 17th, 2007

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As far as I can remember, we’re already celebrating the Yuletide season, right?! But why the heck is the King of Pop, Michael Jackson still in his Halloween costume?

So I guess this is what he means by celebrating his 25th anniversary of Thriller….

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All’s Down for Britney

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

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When you’re on top, there’s no other way to go but down. And Britney Spears just proved that right.

Well I’d be very blunt to say that I was never a fan of Britney even on her glorious days as the Pop Princess. Well, yes, I am a Christina Aguilera fan for crying it aloud. But despite this fact, I am also one of those who are sad and disappointed with the way Britney’s career and personal life if going. I mean you know it’s never good to rejoice at somebody’s downfall.

Yes, although she just released her comeback album, I don’t believe Britney will still be able to do a comeback as big as she was before.

And man, wearing this infamous pink wig and overly-pink cheeks Britney looks like a lost Trampie… errr…Barbie. Thanks to Britney, I just realized pink could also look dirty. With the way everything’s going on with her life now, I guess she has all the right to look this tired and depressed.

Poor Britney, but poor London too for having such owner…

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Is it me or it’s just Katie?

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

Katie Holmes

You may blame it on my ignorance but really, Katie Holmes looked totally awful attending the Bambi Awards in Düsseldorf.

Well okay, I am no fashion expert and I don’t even have any background related to it, but I certainly am not blind. I don’t think you’d need any genius to see how terrible Katie’s look is.

The hair, the gown, the look, really UGLY! And we’re not talking about dowdy or dirty here, it’s just plain ugly.

You know for a star as bright as Katie and someone with a supernova husband, one would definitely expect a look that speaks of ultra glamour and fab. I guess this time Katie may have forgotten what those words mean and so she ended up in this disastrous Halloween vamp look.

So tell me, is it just my eyes or Katie just lost it?

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