Celebrity Fashion Watch

Well, not actually. But among the other celebrities that celebrated with Sephora’s 10th anniversary, Lindsay Lohan was definitely the one that stood out.

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Unlike Anne Hathaway who might need a mix-match lesson with her look at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, Lindsay Lohan has once again proved that she is a pro when it comes to pulling off a red carpet… gold carpet look.

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To some people having freckles is something that should go covered by a thick foundation or a concealer. But if you are Lindsay Lohan, things like freckles should go from covered to flaunted!

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Declaring “I am what I am� in the March 2008 issue of Paper Magazine, Lindsay Lohan somewhat brings people to thinking, “So this is what she really is?�

Goodness! Her photos is downright disturbing, not to mention sluttish. I guess this does not take any genius or good taste to say how horrendous Lindsay looks here. Did I just say sluttish?! Well I mean a cheap prostitute. That’s exactly how Lindsay looks in this cover. And she call this “I am what I am,� huh?!

Okay, given that she wants to show the world she is a woman now, is it a necessity to show it by looking so… cheap? Sorry LiLo, this doesn’t look close to being seductive nor mature at all. I’d rather see you imitating Marilyn Monroe than this one here.

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Do you want to know what SUPER means?! If so, this Fendi halter gown that Lindsay Lohan wore at the Fendi celebration of their redesigned Rodeo Drive boutique in California is probably a perfect illustration.

Super?! Yeah, super…. It’s super fab, super glam, and definitely super Lindsay! I think this is just the kind of dress every girl would love to have for their own; chic, casual and super SEXY! Speaks so much of Lindsay’s character, right?!

And while other sources think that the frock’s geometric pattern creates an optical illusion of added weight to the pop icon, I believe it just added some spunk and character of LiLo’s look.

I guess Lindsay is really looking better and better now… Of course we should thank the dress for that.

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Aside from Beyonce Knowles and Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan would probably be one of my favorite fashion icons in Hollywood nowadays. Well despite all the controversies and scandals that this young singer and actress is going through, LiLo, as she is also known, has this sense of fashion that still remains sassy, unconventional, and edgy.

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Tokyo, Japan – known as the most populous metropolitan area in the world. With a population of over 35 million people, it is not a wonder why this city has also been a center for Hollywood promotional stints like movie premieres, concerts, tours, and bulletin boards.

Yes, bulletins, and call it coincidence, lots of them were unveiled in the same day last October 15. Billboards of big celebs promoting various stuffs; bags, clothes, perfumes, etc.

So you want to know some of these gigantic faces in Tokyo streets? Can you decide which billboard dominates? It’s a battle of the billboards in Celebrity Fashion Watch…

First on the list is Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker’s billboard advertising for Samantha Thavasa store. Wow this one is fabulous! I guess we need to thank Photoshop too for that three years younger look.

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Warning:
These women do not attempt (at least not intentionally) to do a commemorative celebration of Pariz Hilton’s latest ‘breaking free.’

I guess Hollywood goes black and white this time. Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Scherzinger, Sienna Miller, and Sarah Jessica Parker are just some of those who’ve painted the town in bold bands of black and white.

Okay, you might want to ask if celebs are really vain and would want to have a perfect A in fashion, why wear horizontal stripes when ‘fashion rule’ says this would make you look fat?

Well, let’s just say that there’s always an exemption on the rule. According to an E! online article entitled Stars in Stripes, “Larger blocks of black and white help to segment your frame, breaking up your look and helping you to appear more trim.�

So if you have the urge and the guts to be part of the black and white league, then it’s never too late.

black and white, Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Scherzinger, Sienna Miller, and Sarah Jessica Parker

Dear Lindsay,

Can I call you Lindsay? Because I feel like I know you, what with all the pondering of your picture I do. Great. So this is a busy time of year for me, awards season, you know, lots of pictures of actors and actresses and singers and all that sort to think up new and inventive insults for. I would like to remove you from the list of people I have to insult, not only because it’s a lot of work for me, but also because sometimes you get it so close to right that I feel like with just a leeetle bit of help you could be lovely.

Like this dress, that you wore to some dinner hosted by Sienna Miller.

Now I understand that you were in direct competition with Sienna Miller, who is liable to wear something insane like her bathing suit with a porkpie hat, or sandals laced up the outside of her jeans, but that does not excuse this. Especially because I have this vague feeling in the back of my brain that I would really like this dress, but that feeling is more or less drowned out by the voice that is screaming “Dear heavenly crapola, girl, how hard is it to cover up your niblets!? I mean, shee-it, I do it on a daily basis, and my bank account is thinner than you used to be!”

You can see what I’m talking about, although it really isn’t anything we haven’t seen before, and it ruins a perfectly nice dress, after the jump.
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Oh my god, Lindsay, I know exactly what is going on here.

This exact same thing happened to me once too. They think it’s sooooo funny to dare you to jump in the pool nekkid and then steal your clothes, don’t they, leaving you to slink embarrassedly back into the hotel with your ladybits barely covered in one of those pitifully small sauna towels. I’ve totally been there. Although you aren’t next to a pool, and you don’t look embarrassed. But that’s what happened, right? There’s no other explanation.

And since I’m commiserating, would you mind telling me, did someone surgically attach a non-alchoholic beverage to your hand? Because you don’t seem to be able to leave the house without one.

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This is funny, in an ironic way, because Eva Longoria is wearing the same very perplexing denim/pleather fug dress as Lindsay Lohan was, in that post a few days ago where I made AA jokes.

And yet, I only hate it about half as much on Eva as I did on Lindsay. And that isn’t related to the person wearing it, because Eva Longoria annoys me at least as much as Lindsay Lohan does.

I think it’s an absence of boob overflowage, and also it thankfully does not appear as if she is suffering from a flesh-eating leg bacteria. And perhaps, though it pains me to say this, it’s the lack of abruptly-stopped-doing-coke bloat.

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I think this picture is a couple of weeks old. . .but I don’t know how I missed it. Maybe I blocked it out of my memory.

I’m going to ignore the patent leather-denim confusion (is that a denim micro-dress over a pleather minidress, or what?), and the non-alcoholic drink that never ever seems to ever leave her hand (okay, you’re sober now, WE GET IT) (oh, and look, she even has a member of her entourage hold a Red Bull, in case we’re reeeeaaall slow on the uptake). I’m going to ignore everything from the thighs up, even though there is a voice begging me to make armpit-fat jokes, because I have bigger fish to fry.

What the hell is wrong with her legs? Have they started throwing fake tanner parties at AA?

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I’ll be honest, I was hoping for some drama on New Years’ Eve. Some scandal. Or at least some really atrocious fashion choices. Yes, Britney allegedly fainted at Pure, and she kinda looked like a former NFL-star-turned-tranny, but there are no pictures and her rep’s saying she was just tired and lying down to fall asleep (yeah, cause I always take naps at hugely packed nightclubs), and anyway I’m pretty tired of Britney. And that’s it! Other than that, nothing of interest happened, or was worn.

Even Lindsay Lohan has me going, “Eh.”

I’m not crazy about this dress, but neither do I hate it. I love the belt and I luuurrrvv her shoes, and although I’m not convinced a hot pink mini slip dress was the best way to play those accessories up, I’ve seen worse. In the past week.

Booo-ring!

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