Celebrity Fashion Watch

Okay, enough with all the pour of emotions from yesterday’s post. I am getting over it and I’m back to rock ‘n’ roll the dice for another celebrity fashion hits and misses.

I guess it would just be fair to shift the “uproar� mood to an awed one. Yep, I can’t help giving out an oh-lala remark with this sexy and flirty frock of Sienna Miller at the premier of Stardust in London.

The white dress accentuated with an embroidered grape vine would probably look so casual had it been worn by some people (it would’ve looked disastrous on me for sure). But we’re talking about Sienna Miller here, and from casual she magically turns it to something with uber-sexiness. What I like most with the dress is that it’s flirtatious but you’d never find it scandalous.

I’d love to have this dress for myself but I think only Sienna can carry it well; so, no thanks.

Sienna Miller, Stardust premier, fashion, celebrity

Warning:
These women do not attempt (at least not intentionally) to do a commemorative celebration of Pariz Hilton’s latest ‘breaking free.’

I guess Hollywood goes black and white this time. Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Scherzinger, Sienna Miller, and Sarah Jessica Parker are just some of those who’ve painted the town in bold bands of black and white.

Okay, you might want to ask if celebs are really vain and would want to have a perfect A in fashion, why wear horizontal stripes when ‘fashion rule’ says this would make you look fat?

Well, let’s just say that there’s always an exemption on the rule. According to an E! online article entitled Stars in Stripes, “Larger blocks of black and white help to segment your frame, breaking up your look and helping you to appear more trim.�

So if you have the urge and the guts to be part of the black and white league, then it’s never too late.

black and white, Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Scherzinger, Sienna Miller, and Sarah Jessica Parker

Sienna Miller’s inner monologue at the Factory Girl afterparty.

SIENNA MILLER: Oh my god, shit! That’s a camera. Usually that’s a good thing but I totally forgot my pants. SHHHIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!! I have no pants on, only my tights and some granny panties, and they’re taking pictures. Okay, smile. Smile BIG. I know I look like a rabid raccoon, but maybe they’ll be distracted by the freakish length of my canines and won’t notice that I’m only wearing control-top Hanes Her Way briefs and really shiny, really oddly shiny tights with my skinned badger shirt and actually fairly cute shiny clutch.

Sienna Miller, Factory Girl, Premiere, Red Carpet, Afterparty, Edie Sedgwick

Sienna, honey,
Can I call you Sienna? It’s better than Princess of Sluttyenna or whatever it is that Perez Hilton calls you, isn’t it? Great. How are you feeling? Enjoying the buzz around Factory Girl? The whole thing was a bit before my time but I love the chauffer’s caps and tights with little dresses enough that I might just see that movie. I bet you’re enjoying Sundance. You look like you’re enjoying Sundance.

And you keep looking like this, Sundance will sure be enjoying you. See, Sienna my pet, you don’t have to wear porkpie hats with your bathing suit to get attention. You can get good attention, positive attention, non-gagging attention, when you look pretty!

Incidentally, how’d you get so tan in the middle of January?

Celebrity, Fashion, Sienna Miller, Sundance, Factory Girl