Except For Jessica Simpson. You Can Stay Home.
Dear all celebrities: Leave the house, please. I will be nice(ish), I promise. Because you are being all normal and sitting at home not doing sh*t this week, I have been reduced to giving airtime (webtime?) to this. . .

This is Paris Hilton and her friend-when-there’s-no-one-more-famous-to-be-friends-with friend, Kim Kardashian (who may or may not being starring in a sex tape with Brandy’s little brother, more or less failed hip-hop star Ray J. It’s sad that I know this.) on Bondi Beach in Australia. I’m not sure what they’re doing other than using their bags like those reflectors people used to have to help tan the undersides of their chins, you know, back before we’d heard about bummers like skin cancer. Sorry, Louis Vuitton, but I’m not buying the fabulousness of the “Miroir” bag. Pair it with a logo bikini, too, and it’s just too “OH MY GOD LOOK AT ME NOW” for me.
Which, of course, makes it perfect for Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Bondi Beach, Australia, Louis Vuitton “Miroir” Bag, Louis Vuitton Logo Bikini, Celebrities, Fashion



January 26th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
This cant be real…
if you look at paris’ shoulder it looks photoshoppped. even at this angle…Kim kardashian is only 5′3 or 5′2. paris is 5′8!