Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Real Clothes
Oh my god, Lindsay, I know exactly what is going on here.

This exact same thing happened to me once too. They think it’s sooooo funny to dare you to jump in the pool nekkid and then steal your clothes, don’t they, leaving you to slink embarrassedly back into the hotel with your ladybits barely covered in one of those pitifully small sauna towels. I’ve totally been there. Although you aren’t next to a pool, and you don’t look embarrassed. But that’s what happened, right? There’s no other explanation.
And since I’m commiserating, would you mind telling me, did someone surgically attach a non-alchoholic beverage to your hand? Because you don’t seem to be able to leave the house without one.
Lindsay Lohan, Miami, Red Bull, New Years’ Eve



January 17th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Hehe… that’s too funny!
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 am
Your an ass.