Nice Flash Of The Red Louboutin Sole, Too
This is funny, in an ironic way, because Eva Longoria is wearing the same very perplexing denim/pleather fug dress as Lindsay Lohan was, in that post a few days ago where I made AA jokes.

And yet, I only hate it about half as much on Eva as I did on Lindsay. And that isn’t related to the person wearing it, because Eva Longoria annoys me at least as much as Lindsay Lohan does.
I think it’s an absence of boob overflowage, and also it thankfully does not appear as if she is suffering from a flesh-eating leg bacteria. And perhaps, though it pains me to say this, it’s the lack of abruptly-stopped-doing-coke bloat.
Eva Longoria, Desperate Housewives, Lindsay Lohan, Dolce & Gabbana



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