Or She’s Become A Nun, At St. Ballerina Convent
Oh Cameron, Cameron, Cameron. Honey, I know you’re hurting. I would be too, if I lost the deliciousness that is Justin. Maybe it was all an accident. . .because I do feel like this dress was really cute, if a little feather-duster frou-frou hide-the-toilet-paper cutesy, and then someone got drunk and glued a tutu to your shoulder. Maybe it was Scarlett Johanssen.
So, yeah, you ruined a perfectly good dress. I’m more intrigued by the 7.3 inches of bling on your left ring finger. Either you are one of those kind of annoying people who don’t hold that finger sacred and wear lots of bling there, which I hate, because how am I supposed to dicuss your marital status if I can’t be sure what that is? And what’s going to happen to US Weekly’s zoom-in artists, if they can’t publish giant blow-ups of your ring finger under a headline like “FINALLY GETTING HITCHED??” Or maybe you and beautiful Justin are playing some kind of sick game with my heart, offering Justin up as a possibility, however distant, and then snatching it away. Or you’ve already met someone else, probably some cameraman or backup dancer or similarly unlikely loser, fell in love, and gotten married. It’s Hollywood, it could happen, and it would be forgiven. I will be expecting a baby bump any minute now.
Cameron Diaz, Golden Globes 2007, Golden Globes Red Carpet, Red Carpet, Justin Timberlake
January 16th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
i didn’t like the shoulder detail either.
January 17th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
It was the makeup I couldn’t get over. She looked horrid (and I commented about it over at megsmind.com). And the hair. That was bad too. Well… the dress really wasn’t so good….
January 21st, 2007 at 11:38 pm
Yeah, I think she would’ve looked better with a more neutral face. The dress reminds me of another dress that I think Nicole Kidman wore once a long time ago, it was that shade of pink too.