Put The Dress Down, Now Step Away Sloooowwwly. . . .
We’ve all been there. . .you know, you’re feeling (and looking, yeesh) a little on the bloated side, and puffy, and not very happy, and just all around not cute, but there’s this thing you have to go to, you know, work demands it or whatever, but you are so far over it you don’t even want to shave your legs or worry about accessorizing, and you can’t even face a tight dress at the moment.
So, Lindsay, I feel your pain. I’ve been there, believe me, I’m on your side in this. But a maternity nightgown is not going to help with that puffiness, ya know? Especially if you haven’t ironed it, like, ever.
I know you have a bloody big closet, I’ve heard you talk about it in interviews. There has got to be something in there better than this. I’ll even come over and help you find it, if it’s too much for you right now. But please, I mean PLEASE, can we throw away the shiny green pillowcase first?
Lindsay Lohan, Style, Fashion, Fugly, Stella McCartney
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