Scary Celebs: A Halloween Special
Boo!
All Hallow’s Eve is finally here. Everywhere we go, we see scary monsters on shop windows, scary ghosts hung from ceilings in restaurants, scary lanterns on front porches… and scary celebs on magazines covers.
A bad hair day is totally ok. That is, for you and me. But for those in Hollywood, one small boo-boo is enough to scare the beegeezus out of us. Let’s take a recap of those stars who scared the hell out of us.
Cover your eyes. This could get ugly.
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Ok. Now it’s safe to say that Britney has totally lost it. Her attempts on getting her life back on track seem to be heading down south…and it’s bringing her fashion sense along with it. Everything is hideously revolting, and yet she looks so proud to be in them. Get a life Brit… and on the way there, get a better stylist.
Emma Watson probably didn’t check herself in the mirror before heading out to a fundraiser. If she had, she would have ran screaming back to her dressing room. She looks like a feathery showgirl with glitters and sheer fabric all in the wrong places. Sorry Emms, it would serve better as a duster.
Floral-print frocks aren’t tacky. Well, not until this one came along. It looks like a pattern for upholstery or something. Nikki Hilton may have the money, yet good taste can never be bought.
Ditch the dress Nik. It might be expensive, but it’s not worth it.
Okay. What is Queen Latifah doing in this neon chartreuse gown? It does nothing for her. And the blonde wig?? You’re supposed to match your bag with your shoes Latifah, not your dress with your hair! This actress was at the L.A. premiere of Hairspray.
Getting someone to call your lover difficult these days Janet? Maybe it’s because of that drag you’re wearing. This singer was at a Billboard Music Awards wearing this menswear-inspired dress with cuff bracelets. Only very few people can pull this look off babe… and you’re definitely NOT one of them.
For Chrissake Kirsten, how many more top grossing movies do you have to do to get this right??? That horrible vintage blue-black gown worn at the Met Costume Institute Gala missed the board completely. Next time she wears this, there’s only one thing left for us to do… RUN!
Being a host on The View didn’t teach Star Jones anything. The whole look is all wrong. It’s like a clown, a hippie, and a gypsy thrown together. Stick to one look Star…because right now, you are positively painful to the eyes.
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These celebrities have missed the dot, BIG TIME. But I guess, since “scary� is part of this season, these celebs just wanted to surely fit the part.
Heck, it is Halloween after all…
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October 30th, 2007 at 5:07 am
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October 31st, 2007 at 12:23 am
You’ve saved the best (worst?) for last. The others look silly, but Star Jones is truly frightful. What a hideous look. Yikes!
Then again, can you really call Star Jones a celebrity?
October 31st, 2007 at 5:17 am
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