She’s Forgiven, As Long As She Doesn’t Get Hospitalized For “Exhaustion”
I’m going to admit, somewhere deep in my black and shriveled heart, I feel kinda bad for what I’m about to do. She’s just a kid, and at least she’s covered, and, my God, doesn’t this poor girl have enough to worry about, what with being a Lohan?
That said, no one else is leaving the house right now, so at least until New Years’ Eve and the drunken panty-or-worse-flashing that will ensue, I have to make do. And honey, this is for your own good. If you are going to wear stirrup pants, I mean, if you have some life-threatening medical condition that requires stirrup pants, because that is the only forgivable reason for wearing stirrup pants, at least get some that aren’t baggy around the knees.
Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Celebrities, Fashion
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