Sienna Miller Forgets Her Pants (Again)
Sienna Miller’s inner monologue at the Factory Girl afterparty.
SIENNA MILLER: Oh my god, shit! That’s a camera. Usually that’s a good thing but I totally forgot my pants. SHHHIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!! I have no pants on, only my tights and some granny panties, and they’re taking pictures. Okay, smile. Smile BIG. I know I look like a rabid raccoon, but maybe they’ll be distracted by the freakish length of my canines and won’t notice that I’m only wearing control-top Hanes Her Way briefs and really shiny, really oddly shiny tights with my skinned badger shirt and actually fairly cute shiny clutch.
Sienna Miller, Factory Girl, Premiere, Red Carpet, Afterparty, Edie Sedgwick





February 10th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Um, WTF? God I hope this doesn’t start a trend, leggings are bad enough!