Sienna Miller Reminds Me Why People Love Her
Sienna, honey,
Can I call you Sienna? It’s better than Princess of Sluttyenna or whatever it is that Perez Hilton calls you, isn’t it? Great. How are you feeling? Enjoying the buzz around Factory Girl? The whole thing was a bit before my time but I love the chauffer’s caps and tights with little dresses enough that I might just see that movie. I bet you’re enjoying Sundance. You look like you’re enjoying Sundance.
And you keep looking like this, Sundance will sure be enjoying you. See, Sienna my pet, you don’t have to wear porkpie hats with your bathing suit to get attention. You can get good attention, positive attention, non-gagging attention, when you look pretty!
Incidentally, how’d you get so tan in the middle of January?
Celebrity, Fashion, Sienna Miller, Sundance, Factory Girl




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