Taking Tacky To New Heights Of Awesomeness
If there was one thing missing in my life (and in reality there are lots, including, but not limited to, calorie-free cheese, indestructible leather, and self-laundering underwear), it was this.
I don’t know how I lived before encountering this dress. My life was incomplete and I didn’t even know it. The illusion netting! The sequins! The contrast-colored boobs! The messy chiffon fishtail! It’s amazing!
Miss Poland, Marina Casomething, is wearing it here to some kind of horse-racing thing in Australia, and no I don’t know why Miss Poland is in Australia, nor why she’s so gussied up for a horse-racing event, but I don’t care because that is just not good enough for this dress. This dress needs to go to Las Vegas and get ripped while trying to break into a hotel pool. This dress needs to be worn in a “Miss Tenderloin” pageant and to the subsequent coke-fueled victory party where someone will take pictures on their cell, resulting in rehab for the wearer and worldwide fame for the dress. This dress needs to be on ALL the back “Fashion Police” pages of ALL the trashy celebrity magazines, with captions by anonymous comedians.
Miss Poland, Melbourne Grand Prix Ball, Fashion, Style, Celebrities, Gossip
March 21st, 2007 at 2:12 pm
this would have to go in my hot mess category. which reminds me it’s time for a post on that!
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:15 am
Wow. Just - wow.
April 4th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
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May 7th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
If there was one thing missing in my life (and in reality there are lots, including, but not limited to, calorie-free cheese, indestructible leather, and self-laundering underwear), it was this.
maybe……