That Actually Sounds Like A Fun Costume Party
Let’s play a game, kiddies, and try to figure out what the hell is going on here.
I think Mary-Kate (er. . .Ashley? I don’t like this constant changing of the hair color. Okay, the one on the left. My left.) just came from a boxing match at this hot new hairdresser’s, where all the little social girls went swatting at each other, and the winner got free color and a blow out by this hot new hairdresser, and Lefty here was not that fortunate girl. That explains everything- the red-and-gold Champion of the World robe, the dirty, lank, un-touched-up hair, and the black eyes.
And Squinty over there on the right, my right, just came from a costume party, which she attended as Howard Hughes during his little-known (but oddly in character) drag-queen spy phase. That’s why she looks like a very suspicious transvestite pilot from 1944.
And Bob? Well, his dad died sometime this week, and there is a heart in here someplace, a bit black and shriveled, yes, but still beating with a modicum of humanity, so no jokes about Bob. But, Bob? Could we do something about these Olsens?
Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, Bob Saget, Full House, Fugly, Celebrities, Fashion, Style
February 8th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
The one on the left (non squinty) looks more like Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride every time I see her.