They Must Not Have Combs On Britney’s Planet
I’m starting to suspect that this is actually a joke of some kind. Like, Britney Spears has absolutely no intention of remaining famous, she’s already got that trailer in Louisiana picked out, so she’s just effing with us while she waits for her manager to kill himself. Or she’s got some horrible brain-wasting disease that makes fat look like skinny and dirty look clean. Or, I GOT IT, aliens came down and took away the real Britney a couple of years ago (right before Federline, I would guess), leaving behind an unearthly being who is disguised like Britney but skipped all the “How human beings clean themselves and avoid public ridicule” lectures at Alien University. Those damn 8 am lectures, man, they’re a bitch.
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February 7th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Ugh…I think she lost her shampoo too. But the aliens thing sounds reasonable too