This Is The Real Spirit Of Christmas
Because this is a blog, and I’m pretty sure I’m contractually obligated to provide at least one “Top Somethings of 2006″ at this time of year, and because Best Week Ever already stole my idea for “The Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2006,” but mostly because I enjoy being vicious to celebrities, here it is. . . .(insert drum roll here). . .Laura’s Favorite Horrible Fashion Moments of 2006 (Part 1): (I’ll be nice some other time)
10.
Dear God, Spawn of Trump, how many ruffles do you need?
9.
This was worn to perform on “So You Think You Can Dance” last summer (a masterful piece of television, and fun for the whole family including crazy Aunt Glenda). I know because I was watching this episode, and when Nelly Furtado and her Pantaloons of Horror came up on the screen I let out an actual yelp and, I think, spilled most of a bowl of popcorn.
8.
This is not obviously bad. . .it was even featured as one of InStyle’s “Look(s) of the Day,” although if you follow said Looks as closely as I do, you would know that’s not quite the honor it seems to be. It’s her thighs that get me. Did she know those tights would have that amount of show-through, and thus give her legs an extremely non-slimming swath of shininess down the middle?
7.
I’m just curious, and I thought maybe by posting this a lovely and astute reader could explain it to me. What exactly is that belt holding up?
6.
I have to admit, I actually sort of love it when a “celebrity” comes along who doesn’t try to pretend they’re a serious artiste who doesn’t have a substance abuse problem or a pathological need to be the center of attention. When they are batsh*t crazy and aren’t ashamed to show it. It’s refreshing.
I’ll be back with numeros 5-1 tomorrow. I know you’re salivating.
Fashion, Style, Fugly, Top 10, 2006, Ivanka Trump, Nelly Furtado, Gwyneth Paltrow, Keira Knightley, Bai Ling
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