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Will somebody please stop Alanis?!

by Rechelle Tolinero

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First, let me tell you I have nothing against Alanis Morissette. In fact since high school I’ve always been a fan of her. Her music is something that would often give me a last song syndrome. In fact, my and sister and I go crazy with her song, “Ironic�.

However, I guess my idol has just gone mad putting on this ‘teasing’ pose for a promo shot of her new album, “Flavor of Entanglement.� Teasing may probably be not the right word here, yet I could not seem to find the right term to use for this shot.

What the hell was she thinking?! Is she even aware she looked like an airbrushed Cher (read: slutty old woman) here?! Come on Alanis, with this kind of promotion, even if you give out various Coupon Codes, I don’t think it’d still sell out.

I guess I just should just blame Madonna for all these veteran madness. Yeah, Alanis probably isn’t that old yet to be categorized with Madonna. However, she isn’t that young either!

I just couldn’t take the cleavage and the crotch anymore! Please, can somebody just give me Sephora Coupon Codes or Lenovo Coupon Codes to get some diversion?!

Hey Alanis! Why don’t you try doing a cover for FHM, too?! ***Sarcastic Smile***

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Posted in Covers on April 3rd, 2008

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